Friday, September 19, 2025
Is The Establishment Really All-Powerful and All-Seeing?
Wednesday, September 17, 2025
Ebert's Most Hated
Every few years, I get a good laugh by re-reading this selection of zingers from Roger Ebert's most devastasting movie reviews.
My favourite is definitely this one: "This movie doesn’t scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn’t the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn’t below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels." (It's for a comedy with an obscene name so, if you're curious, you'll have to read the article. Or at least skim it.)
But don't get me wrong, I also appreciate this one: "Watching Mad Dog Time is like waiting for the bus in a city where you’re not sure they have a bus line". (This unfortunate film also won this unenviable accolade from him: "the first movie I have seen that does not improve on the sight of a blank screen viewed for the same length of time".)
And then there's his verdict on the Spice Girls, the stars of Spice World: "What can you say about five women whose principal distinguishing characteristic is that they have different names?"
Mind you, I don't agree with all his evaluations. The Dukes of Hazzard is one of my favourite films, although I seem to be alone in my enthusiasm for it. (Even the cast disparaged it.) Halloween III isn't one of my favourite horror films, but it's definitely in the second division (to a great extent on the strength of that incredibly creepy jingle that plays in a sinister advertisement, "Three more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween..")
I watched all the Resident Evil films that had been made up to 2018 over the Christmas of that year, and I thoroughly enjoyed the experience. They're goofy, but fun. I saw Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo in the cinema and found it endearingly stupid. I laughed several times.
I thought The Village (and its twist) deserved much better than to be featured on this list, and The Usual Suspect is good by any standards.
Still, his put-downs are a hoot.
To find out what happened when Ebert ran into someone who'd been on the receiving end of one of these reviews-- probably the worst of them, in fact-- read here. It's both funny and heartwarming.
Real and Imagined Social Decline
There are, in my view, two mistaken attitudes to social decline:
1) There is nothing new under the sun. People have been lamenting social and cultural decline since the dawn of man, but nothing ever really changes.
2) Everything is declining all the time. Almost every example of change can be held up as a sign of broader social and cultural decline.
My suggestion is this: there are real examples of social and cultural decline, but dragging everything into this narrative makes it impossible to talk about it seriously. If we fall into a pattern of reflexive curmudgeonliness, nobody need take anything we say about actual social and cultural decline seriously.
A few of my recent blog posts have been along this theme. For instance, in this blog post on language change, and in this blog post on criticisms of social media (including the common claim that attention spans are shortening). I'm playing the sceptic in those posts.
However, I definitely believe there are real examples of social and cultural decline. For instance (and this will surprise nobody who's ever read this blog), the decline of poetry.
When I talk about the decline of poetry, I'm often presented with the argument that music lyrics are the poetry of today. So the successors of Yeats and Tennyson are actually Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, and Eminem.
I don't think this argument works. I'm not denying that the lyrics of popular music can often attain the level of poetry. I think they can. But only in flashes, here and there.
On the whole, there's no comparison. There's nothing like the same level of depth, nuance, and seriousness involved. Nor is there the same level of coherence. A poem by any great classical poet flows from beginning to end. Even the best popular music lyrics tend to be simply a series of phrases strung together.
(I've noticed that many of the more well-read rock musicians were influenced by Dylan Thomas, a classical poet who did write in this montage style. Bob Dylan took his stage name from him. William Blake also tends to popular with rockers, partly for the same reason.)
Besides, there were always popular songs and people always quoted them, but they once lived alongside classical poetry.
But I don't want to go any further down that bunny trail.
Here's something I've noticed about laments of social decline. Liberals and progressives seem to indulge in them at least as much as conservatives. Very often it points to a contradiction in their own thought which they seem reluctant to face.
For instance, they'll (quite rightly) lament the sexualization of advertising or pop culture, but they won't relate this to the 1960's sexual revolution, or to the decline of Christian ethics. (Again, their panacea seems to be socialism; don't blame the sexual revolution, blame capitalism!)
But really, everybody seems to indulge in laments of social decline, all the time. Very often they have to do with everyday irritants like manners, customer service, etc.
Sometimes there are familiar laments that are entirely justified. For instance, inflation. The old codger nostalgically remembering everything he could do with a fiver, and still have change, has been a comic figure for decades. But he's been right all along. Inflation has continually skyrocketed for generations now.
Then there are other laments where I'm not so sure. For instance, the decline of small business in the face of big business. Chesterton was writing about this in the early twentieth century and it's seemed to be a constant refrain for decades. It's a perpetual theme in movies and TV. But small businesses haven't disappeared. Small shops haven't disappeared. It doesn't even seem to me like they've especially declined since my childhood.
And then there's the fact that people rarely seem to dwell on social and cultural improvements.
Here's an example. Many years ago, knowing my interest in movie posters, somebody bought me two books about them (and full of examples of them). One was about movie posters from the 1940s, the other was about movie posters from the 1980s. It took only a cursory flick through both of them to see that the movie posters from the eighties were clearly superior to the movie posters from the forties. The 1940s posters were all very boring, unimaginative compositions involving a few star faces and the title of the film. There was nothing like the famous image of ET passing over the moon on a bicycle. Or the little girl sitting beside a glowing screen, her arms outstretched, on the poster for Poltergeist.
Even when it comes to my biggest anxiety about social and cultural change-- the dread of cultural homogenization-- I'm not entirely sure it's really happening, considered as a whole. Is it simply the case that there have been recurrent waves of homogenization followed by fragmentation? Why do we have so many languages descended from Latin? How did La Téne culture become so widespread in an era long before modern communicatons? And what about counter-currents such as the recent revival of the Cornish language?
Now all has been heard, here is the conclusion of the matter: I think we should be slower and more tentative to make claims of social and cultural decline, without falling into the "nothing new under the sun" fallacy.
Tuesday, September 16, 2025
Places
Here's a very interesting post from Professor Bruce Charlton, "Meaningful Places Are Objectively Real to Me-- But Why?".
As I said in a comment, I wish he had elaborated more on why they're meaningful.
It's got me thinking about place. Well, I was thinking about it already, but it got me thinking about it more.
This post is just going to be about my own experiences and thoughts of place so it may not be of interest to anybody at all.
Here are some of my thoughts and experiences on place, in a numbered list:
1) I have a catastrophically bad sense of direction and geography. When I tell people this they generally think I'm exaggerating. It's worse than you would imagine. I don't even know Dublin well and I've lived here all my life. I don't even know Dublin city centre well. I can get from one place to another, of course, once I've done it a few times, but I can't mentally map the route (or describe it, without actually memorizing the description). It's like the password that you can tap in without thinking, but you can't remember when you have to think about it.
As for geography, I can now place all the counties on a map of Ireland (most of the time), and I'm pretty good at identifying the states of America and countries of Europe. But that's from taking internet quizzes repeatedly, over a period of years. And I still need to refresh that knowledge regularly or I'll forget.
2) I had absolutely no interest in geography or places as a kid, and even into my twenties. I developed an ego-protecting contempt for geography. I considered travel bores to be the worst of all bores (and I'm still inclined to think this). I didn't leave Ireland until I was twenty-seven. And this attitude still remains with me, pre-reflectively. For instance, I have a terrible habit of filtering geographical information out of whatever I'm reading, or whatever somebody is saying to me.
3) In spite of all this, over the years (decades) the idea of place has become fascinating to me. Especially this thought: that this place (wherever I am) is a unique place, different from any other. Even if it's totally unremarkable. Somehow, the thought of the uniqeness of a totally unremarkable place (like an industrial park or a dormitory suburb) is very exciting to me. The word "here" is exciting to me.
4) The indeterminacy of the term "place" excites me, too. What is a place? China is a place. Luton is a place. The Home Counties are a place. The Giant's Causeway is a place. The Rolling Donut on Dublin's O'Connell Street is a place.
I don't know why this excites me so much. I like everything that defies definition, that makes the world seem shimmering and eternally elusive.
I especially likes the way different ways of mapping the world cut across each other, for instance, old forms of demarcation like baronies and townlands which still have a sort of lingering existence.
5) Places are never really distinctive enough for my craving. I honestly wish every street and village had its own flag. When I went to Hull, I was seriously upset that there were more Yeats books than Larkin books in the local Waterstones.
6) Contrariwise, my innate loyalty to the ordinary (God knows where I got it from) has given me a sort of disdain for the picturesque. Disdain is too strong a word-- I'm happy the picturesque exists. I'm very happy it's there-- but it's not for me. It seems like cheating, too easy, even a kind of escapism. I need to find meaning and sustenance in the ordinary.
Of course, it's hard to really draw a clear distinction between the ordinary and the picturesque. Is Punxsatawney, the sleepy little town in Groundhog Day, picturesque? Or is it ordinary? I suppose it's both, but it's the sort of picturesque that doesn't seem like giving up on the ordinary. It's small town picturesque. There are lots of small towns.
7) As for particular places, that's such a big subject it would require a new post. I tried to write about Dublin a while back and I found it quite a strain, albeit an enjoyable one.
G.K. Chesterton on the English People in Politics
Sunday, September 14, 2025
Midnight
But the word can always be counted on to deliver something of a frisson, which means it often appears in the titles of songs, films and other works.
Politics and the Irish Language
(The title of this blog post is a nod to Orwell's famous essay "Politics and the English Language", which I just happened to flick past while browsing a collection of his essays. I couldn't resist the coincidence.)
There are posters up all over Dublin for an upcoming protest in favour of the Irish language. They have given the protest the title "Cearta", which means "rights".
Here we see the thumbprint of the left once again. It's always about rights, it's always about government intervention, and it's always about more public money.
Personally I am entirely sympathetic to the preservation (and revival) of the Irish language, and I'm also sympathetic to increased public funding and to the compulsory use of Irish in various contexts, such as education.
But without increasing a public appetite for the revival of the Irish language, no level of government support will ever be enough. And it's hard to see what arguments could be used to encourage people to speak Irish, considering anti-nationalism has become so engrained in modern Irish discourse.
And here we come to an interesting aspect of this campaign. Its website gives a list of ten problems, and here is number nine in its own words: "Over 50,000 students in secondary school are exempt from learning Irish and there is no plan at all to address this (the Department of Education has even made a point of saying that the upcoming 2 year Action Plan for the Irish language in English medium schools won’t deal with exemptions)".
The website avoids saying why so many exemptions have been given, but Dr. Matt Treacy spells it out in an article on the indispensable Gript.ie.
Personally I feel somewhat vindicated. I have been saying for many years that multiculturalism and the revival of the Irish language were going to come into conflict at some point. How can we have a "rainbow Republic" and still give special priority to one language over others-- a language, moreoever, that is now much more of a minority language than many others spoken here on a daily basis?
As far as I can tell, most immigrants to Ireland are very positive about the Irish language (and Irish culture in general) Many want to learn Irish. But, as always when it comes to this topic, it's the sheer weight of numbers that counts. All those new arrivals have their own roots and heritage, which they will naturally want to keep alive. It's asking a lot to co-opt them into a language revival that was already struggling (to put it mildly) before they arrived.
What's extraordinary is how the Irish liberal left refused to see this problem. Nearly all Irish language enthusiasts are from the liberal left persuasion and nearly all of them are pro-multiculturalism. And this has been the case for a long time. Either they couldn't accept that these two aspirations might conflict, or they reassured themselves with that old standby: Increased government funding (and eventually, the abolition of captalism) will resolve all contradictions.
Incidentally, this is nearly always the line I'm given when I present liberal-lefties with some cultural or social tension to which their own policies are contributing: it's a purely artificial tension created by capitalism, sometimes even a deliberate effort by the Powers That Be to create division. All aspirations will be compatible once we get rid of poverty, or private property, or whatever it is they want to abolish-- which is never entirely clear.
Saturday, September 13, 2025
European and American Conservatism
Thursday, September 11, 2025
A Pinch of Incense
One thing that often strikes me about the modern-day religion of political correctness: just like the worship of the Roman Emperors, it requires very little actual commitment. Just a pinch of incense at the shrine.
For instance, if you are a member of one of the supposed oppressor groups, you don't actually have to live any differently in order to expiate your supposed guilt. All that's required is to make the right ritual professions at the right time. You have to profess guilt and shame, but that's really all you have to do.
For instance, it's often been noted that people who lament their own group's overrepresentation in leadership roles never seem to willingly vacate those roles, in order to make room for a member of an oppressed group.
I sometimes think this is why politically-correct people get exasperated at those who refuse to play along. I imagine them thinking: don't you realize how easy it is to play along? Why are you being such fools?
Tuesday, September 9, 2025
A Good Passage from Karl Ove Knausgaard
I'm onto volume two of Karl Ove Knausgaard's excellent series of autobiographical novels, My Struggle. (As I've said previously, the title's echo of a more famous work seems to be deliberate and ironic.)
It's really excellent, and I'm surprised I'm enjoying it so much, because I mostly don't like modern literature (to put it mildly). I generally find it pretentious and banal.
Anyway, when volume two begins Knausgaard (a Norwegian) is living in Sweden with his wife and young children, and finds himself musing on the eternal question of heredity vs. environment:
When I was growing up I was taught to look for the explanation of all human qualities, actions and phenomena in the environment in which they originated... Such an attitude can at first sight seem humanistic, inasmuch as it is intimately bound up with the notion that all people are equal, but upon closer examination it could just as well be an expression of a mechanistic attitude to man, who, born empty, allows his life to be shaped by his surroundings.
...Out with spirituality, out with feeling, in with a new materialism, but it never struck them [his parents' generation] that the same attitude could lie behind the demolition of old parts of town to make way for roads and car parks, which naturally the intellectual left opposed, and perhaps it has not been possible to be aware of this until now, when the link between the idea of equality and capitalism, the welfare state and liberalism, Marxist materialism and the consumer society is obvious because the biggest equality creator of all is money, it levels all differences, and if your character and your fate are entities that can be shaped, money is the most natural shaper, and this gives way to the fascinating phenomenon whereby crowds of people assert their individuality and originality by shopping in an identitical way, while those who once ushered all this in with their affirmation of equality, their emphasis on material values and belief in change, are now inveighing against their handiwork, which they believe the enemy created...
Although Knausgaard goes on to add that "like all simple reasoning this is not true either", I think he's pretty much right.
(These kind of political or historical reflections have not been very common in the novel so far, but I anticipate they'll get more frequent as it goes along, from what I've read about it. So far it's been more about the protagonist's individual lived experience.)
Monday, September 8, 2025
Boring Criticisms of Social Media
I haven't been on Facebook or Twitter since the end of 2024. Well, whoop-de-doo for me. I mostly left for petty reasons. I only mention it in case it gives my case here a little bit more "cred".
Basically, I get tired of hearing boring criticisms of social media and I'm very sceptical of them.
I'm not banging the drum for social media. I'm just jaded from hearing the same criticisms over and over, and always with an air of something profound and insightful being said.
So here we go...
1) People use social media to present a false image of their lives.
True. But how is this different from any other aspect of human life? As Dr. Gregory House says, "Everybody lies". There was a time when Irish people would stay away from Mass because they didn't have good enough clothes, and we all know about the "good room" that was only used for visitors. Putting on a show seems to be a perennial human behaviour.
It took me a long, long time-- well into my forties-- to realize just how extensively people play up their achievements and experiences. I was very naive.
Someone who didn't put on a show (to some extent at least) would probably be treated as a weirdo and avoided.
You could say all these false images are coming at you thicker and faster on social media than they ever did before. Maybe. Is it so different from channel-hoping or flicking through glossy magazines?
2) Social media is polarising.
I notice the mainstream media only object to polarisation when there are two poles (or more, so to speak). They are perfectly happy to whip up intense emotions when it's on the right side. (For instance, fostering animosity to the Catholic Church.)
What's wrong with polarisation, anyway? I think a healthy society should have clashing ideologies and intense debate. Conformism is much more dangerous. (And that's what we have in Ireland.)
If you ask me, the internet's biggest virtue is that it makes it very difficult to suppress dissent.
3) Social media dumbs down public discourse and shortens attention spans.
Please. I can't remember a time when people weren't complaining about "soundbites". It was a constant refrain when political spin-doctors like Peter Mandelson and Alistair Campbell first came on the scene, in the late nineties. It only takes a glance at history to realize there were always soundbites in politics. "Homes fit for heroes", "Up Dev", "Ulster will fight and Ulster will be right", etc. etc. You might argue these were slogans, but really, what's the difference?
Before that the "shortening attention span" claim was made about video games and channel-hopping.
I don't buy for a second that attention spans are shortening. Netflix bingeing has become a very familiar phenomenon, and the public appettite for massive multi-volume literary works such as A Song of Ice and Fire seeems instiable. Also, movies are actually getting longer.
On the other hand, just look at some television from the early days of the medium. It was mostly pretty vapid stuff. I think it was even more vapid than it is today. (But more wholesome, too. I watched an episode of Mr. Ed the other day and keenly felt the loss of wholesomeness in entertainment since those days.)
4) People crave dopamine hits from "likes", views, etc.
Again, what's different? When have people not been approval junkies? You could argue that social media accelarates this tendency. Perhaps it does, but I think this can be overstated.
What frustrated me about social media, personally, was that (in my view) a thoughtful and substantial post would get so little engagement compared to something more trivial or polemical. But again...is that anything new?
There are legitimate criticisms of social media and I don't think society would be any worse off if social media just disappeared tomorrow morning.
What really bothers me is the way people produce these cliches as if they were wonderful insights that haven't been said a million times already.
Or people who say with affected bewilderment: "I don't understand social media", like they want some kind of a prize for it. Grrr!
I guess this is all the comedy of humanity and I should regard it with affectionate indulgence. But then, can my undue irritation be a part of the comedy of humanity, too?
Sunday, September 7, 2025
I Hate Political Correctness.
I hate political correctness.
I hate defences of political correctness.
I hate the false equivalence of political correctness with some imaginary opposite extreme.
I hate the suggestion that political correctness is something that mostly happens on university campuses and in quirky places like Seattle.
I hate the term "political correctness gone mad", since political correctness is already mad.
I hate attemps to justify political correctness with ironic, knowing humour.
I hate the equation of political correctness with good manners and courtesy. People's careers and lives have rarely been destroyed because of a lapse in good manners or courtesy. (The British TV chef Fanny Cradock was a rare exception.) Nor do conventions of good manners and courtesy change overnight, arbitrarily.
I hate the pretence that political correctness has been an organic evolution rather than a series of sudden changes imposed (mostly) from above.
I hate the pretence that there's a "political correctness of the right". Yes, there are sacred cows on the right, but the right doesn't have the power to impose those on people in general, outside their own (generally beleagured) institutions. Even when the right is in government in any given country, the left is in permanent control of education, the public sector, the entertainment industry, etc. There's no symmetry here.
I could go on and on, but I won't.
Saturday, September 6, 2025
Too Much Tolerance Kills Conversation
Just a thought. It's very dull to have a conversation with somebody who's too tolerant. There has to be some resistance to make conversation interesting. If everything comes down to "live and let live" and "each to his own"...well...there isn't really much to say, except for exchanging information.
The opposite is also bad, of course. But I'm not sure it's equally bad. I think I'd rather have lunch with a fanatic than with a soggy liberal.
The joy of conversation is to enter into a topic. I've noticed that conversation in our consumerist, pluralist society tends to simply flit from subject to subject-- since there's nothing much to say about any of them. Once you've compared notes, where do you go?
The intiial idea of a liberal society was that the search for truth (and meaning, I suppose) was so important that everybody had to make that journey for themselves. And I agree with this. I think it comports with human dignity. (Which is not to say that we can't have a Christian character to our institutions; I think we should. Nobody is oppressed by having to listen to a prayer being said, or by having a Christmas crib in a public building. But the long history of religious and political persecution shows that forcing people to believe or not believe anything is always a bad idea.)
I also think the search and the journey has a value, even a sublimity, of its own.
But that's not to say we can't try to persuade each other. In fact, I want people to try to persuade each otther. Society should be a hubbub of religious, political, and cultural debate. That was the whole point of an open society. (Everybody should read On Liberty by John Stuart Mill.) It doesn't mean you should be a pain in the face about pushing your beliefs on people.
The stage magiciaIn and atheist Penn Teller put it well, in this much-quoted rhetorical question: "How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize? How much do you have to hate somebody to believe everlasting life is possible and not tell them that?"
And even if you don't believe in everlasting life, or the matter at hand isn't religion, why wouldn't you want to argue for your vision of a good society?
The times in history that I'm drawn to are the ones where ideas and debates were thick in the air-- such as the Gaelic Revival and the Irish Revolution in Ireland, or the late nineteenth century in Russia, or the nineteen-thirties in Britain.
But even if you're talking about something non-ideological, such as cinema or architecture, "whatever floats your boat" doesn't float the boat of human interaction very far.
Of course, we have the worst of both worlds today-- where a supposed pluralism is unspokenly dominated by an utterly intolerant secular-globalist progressivism.
(An afterthought: I've always been baffled when the term "bore" is applied to somebody who has an obsessive interest in a subject and won't shut up about it. That might be irritating, to be sure. But give me that kind of "bore" any day ahead of the the more usual sort of bore-- somebody who has no consuming interests or passions, and who really has no conversation beyond general knowledge and received opinion.)
Friday, September 5, 2025
I Don't Care About Spoilers (Much)
Am I unusual for not caring very much about "spoilers" in movies and books?
I've never felt that a movie is "spoiled" because you know what's going to happen. If that was the case, rewatching a movie (or re-reading a book) would be a diminished experience, whereas it's generally an enhanced experience (if it's worth watching in the first place).
If I know I'm going to watch a film in the very near future, or if I'm trying to decide whether I should, then I will avoid reading plot summaries. Usually.
But if it's simply a film I might see in the future, I don't go to any such efforts.
I've frequently found myself having conversations of this kind:
"And then his face is all burnt by acid and he disappears for years and...well, I won't tell you what happens in case you want to watch it some day."
"No, it's fine, tell me." (My immediate curiosity is piqued.)
"No! You might watch it some day."
I can't help thinking that surprises and twists are the cheapest tools in the storyteller's toolbox. Necessary, but far less important than dialogue and characterization and the stuff that never ceases to please.
Tuesday, September 2, 2025
Is My Hunger for a Roman Fleuve Going to be Satisfied?
Sunday, August 31, 2025
"How Was Your Day?": Some Thoughts on Language Change.
I've just heard a radio presenter say: "I hope your Sunday afternoon is going great!"
It might be irrational, but this usage has always made me cringe. It's encountered more often in the phrase: "How was your day?".
I can't remember people saying this when I was a kid, back in eighties Ireland. But I might be wrong about this.
It strikes me as objectionally individualist, relativist, and consumerist. It's not my day, after all. It's everybody's day.
But maybe this is a stupid objection. After all, everybody experiences time differently.
And my reaction isn't even consistent, because I like phrases such as "He had a good war", or "She had a chequered seventies".
Being a double-sided contrarian, I'm often irritated by conservatives' attitude to language change. It seems unthinking and indiscriminate. Just because liberals love to say language has always changed...doesn't mean that language hasn't always changed. Obviously, it has.
If you read twentieth-century manuals of English usage such as Fowler's Dictionary of Modern English Usage or Gower's Plain Words (and I recommend them both), you'll realise that there were lots of fairly recent controversies about language usage which are now completely forgotten, even among linguistic conservatives. The fustiest purist doesn't hesitate to use "contact" as a verb, these days.
So...can we agree language change isn't bad in itself?
But then, what sort of changes and innovations in language are bad?
Well, one battle that I'll fight to my dying day is the battle over "disinterested". It doesn't (at least in its traditional use) mean indifferent. It means not having a personal stake in a question-- having no dog in the fight, to use one of my favourite Americans idioms.
"Disinterested" seems like a good word to preserve (in its original meaning) because it means something very specific. It's elegant. To lose it would be to narrow the range of the language.
Similarly, "fulsome" doesn't mean lavish. It means insincere. I think that battle is lost, though.
This principle can be taken too far. My father used to object to the term "decimate" to mean anything but the literal "killing one in ten". That seems too specific to be useful.
Similarly, he didn't like "iconic" being used to mean anything but "pertaining to icons". I can't sympathise with this, either. "Iconic" in the sense it's generally used today seems like a legitimate extension.
Surely new words and expressions should be judged on an individual basis? I quite like some "valley girl" phrases, such as "my bad" (to mean...well, you know exactly what it means, don't pretend you don't). It's vivid and snappy. What's wrong with that? I also like "awesome" as a term of approval. It's Chestertonian, whether or not GKC would have approved of it.
Recently, I've heard people (mostly on YouTube philosophy and theology channels) using the verb "steelman", meaning to set up the strongest possible version of an opponent's argument-- the opposite of attacking a straw man. I like this too.
One thing I don't like is the torrent of acronyms which has afflicted the language, and which I suspect began in WWII, though the computer revolution probably greatly accelerated it. Admittedly, some of the newer acronyms can be funny, such as "FAFO" (fiddle around and find out).
It makes me wonder why some phrases become acronyms and some don't. Why did the personal computer become a PC, while the mobile phone never became an MP (or the cellphone a CP)?
Another example of language change that I dislike, and that I think most people would dislike (if they think about it), is when national or regional usages are replaced by those of another country, or most likely from the globalizing media. I hate hearing Irish people say "cheers" (for thank you), just as I lament the replacement of "help the Halloween party" with "trick or treat!".
I don't know whether this is reflective of an underlying trend of globalization, or whether national/regional terms just come and go. Irish slang words (like "jammers" for "crowded") have come into being in my own lifetime. On the other hand, there was a generation of Irish people who used certain Americanisms (imported from cowboy and hardboiled detective films) which you'd never hear today. I remember, as a kid, hearing a middle-aged man say a kite was "bust" instead of broken-- a usage that had already passed out of common use in Ireland, at that time.
If I had to choose my single least favourite development in modern English, I would definitely choose the ubiquity of the word "sh---" in colloquial usage, and sometimes even in formal usage. (More than twenty years ago, I heard a college lecturer tell his class to "get their sh-- together". Admittedly, he was a "cool" lecturer.) "I have to focus on my own sh--", "That's some heavy sh---", "This is some cool sh---". What does it say about us, that we compare almost everything to excrement all the time?
I'm afraid I'm sexist enough to be especially bothered when I hear this usage from the lips of a lady. (Women used to hold men to higher standards of politeness and decorum. It was a charming convention that men didn't curse with ladies present. Not that I think anyone should ever curse.)
In his book A Mouthful of Air, Anthony Burgess admitted his own distate for the increasing use of "sh--" as a stand-in for almost almost anything. His theory was that the people who throw the "sh--" word around don't actually think of excrement when they use it; the word has become completely divorced from the thing, for them. But it still put him in mind of excrement every time, and made him gag.
I have the same reaction as Burgess. Every time someone uses the word, it makes me think of the substance. And it reinforces my general belief that society is increasingly going to sh--.
Friday, August 29, 2025
If You Lived Through the Eighties, You Might Get This Joke
Why is it wrong to criticize Imelda Marcos?
Because you shouldn't criticize anybody till you've walked a mile in their shoes.
(And if you don't get it, go here.)
Thursday, August 28, 2025
Who Started the Polarization?
Every time you hear someone lamenting political polarization, I suggest you ask yourself: who actually started it?
Who introduced the idea that people are wicked simply for having opinions?
That such opinions were not to be taken seriously on their own merits, but understood as the expression of irrational feelings, or of defending one's supposed privileges?
It seems to me that "polarization" only became bad when the pushback took on a momentum of its own.
All through the seventies, eighties, nineties, and possibly the early noughties and beyond, "radical" was a compliment. Because radicalism was mostly on the favoured side. Wholesale questioning of the institutions and traditions of society was simply a sign that you were an intelligent, idealistic person.
Suddenly there is a radicalism on the other side-- a wholesale questioning of the wholesale questioning, as it were-- and that's bad, bad, bad...
Wednesday, August 27, 2025
A Good Article in the Catholic Herald
I look at the website of the Catholic Herald every day. A lot of their stuff is behind a paywall, but not all of it. I read the free articles.
(My recent post poking fun at the Latin Mass obsession of the conservative Catholic media was mostly prompted by the Catholic Herald. Every single day they seem to have another Latin Mass-related article, even if it really has nothing new to report. But it was also prompted by the Raymond Arroyo show on EWTN, and half of the Catholic YouTubers I follow, or half-follow.)
Anyway, today there is a very interesting article on the CH's website: "Return of the Word: why the young are turning back to God at remarkable speed".
Yes, there have been a lot of these articles (thank God), but this one is especially interesting.
Before I look at it, I think we're all a bit wary about polls and statistics. How much do they really tell you? How much do the findings of any survey rely on the questions and definitions used? And even aside from whatever caution we should use when approaching statistics, we should be rather wary about hyping this sort of news too much. It might always be a blip.
Having said all that, it's definitely welcome after so many years of polls and survey going in the opposite direction.
But to the article. Here's a good passage: "From the first postwar generation, the Baby Boomers, through Gen X to Millennials, Western children were largely educated, ruled and raised by adults who had progressively abandoned real belief in the Christian God and strict religious observance. Alongside this was frequently a naïve insistence that their doing so would usher in a utopia of heightened rationality, free from “downer” superstition and cruelty. I believe Gen Z are the first to realise what has resulted is in fact the opposite.
"All our recent forebears have instead achieved widespread family dysfunction, divorce, slavery to sexual appetite, corruption in society, and the rapid undoing of one of the most incredible 2,000-year civilisational inheritances."
Well, I don't think anyone reading this blog will disagree with any of that, or fail to recognize it.
I think "strict religious observance" might be a key term there. Even most of those who were well-disposed towards religion, over the last sixty years or so, didn't seem to think religious observance was very important. It brings to mind G.K. Chesterton's description of his wife-to-be: "She actually practised a religion. This was something utterly unaccountable both to me and to the whole fussy culture in which she lived. Any number of people proclaimed religions, chiefly oriental religions, analysed or argued about them; but that anybody could regard religion as a practical thing like gardening was something quite new to me and, to her neighbours, new and incomprehensible. She had been, by an accident, brought up in the school of an Anglo-Catholic convent; and to all that agnostic or mystic world, practising a religion was much more puzzling than professing it."
The idea seemed to have been that you could have the spirit of religion without the form, the trappings. But the spirit always seems to evaporate pretty quickly without the form.
One thing that surprises me, though, is that the Nordic, Scandinavian, and Baltic countries have been heavily secularised for many decades now-- as far as I can tell-- and this reaction doesn't seem to have occurred among young people there, in all that time. Again, as far as I can tell.
(The article, which I was able to access earlier, suddenly seems to be paywalled...so I'll end my commentaray there, I guess.
Tuesday, August 26, 2025
Saturday, August 23, 2025
A Coffee Table Book on Traditions
- National Traditions
- Local Traditions
- University Traditions (both within universities in general, and in particular third-level institutions)
- Professional Traditions (like the "stork pin" a 9/11 dispatcher gets when he or she helps with the delivery of a child over the phone)
- Sports traditions
- Religious traditions
- Cinema traditions
- Internet traditions
Friday, August 22, 2025
The Simple Beauty of a Shop Window
Here is a picture of a shop window that I see almost every day. I've recently been appreciating its beauty, or at least its charm.
Looking at it now, I'm wondering why exactly I find it so charming. Perhaps because it's midway between "fancy" and utilitarian. The owners have obviously gone to some effort in putting it together; it's a tableau. And yet it's fairly simple. I'm guessing nothing in the shop window is hugely expensive. It's a very ordinary shop. (A newsagent's rather than a toyshop.)
There's something very poignant about toys. I swear that reading Coventry Patmore's poem "The Toys" makes me a better person, for all of thirty seconds or so. I can't read it without sobbing.
Also the Mona Lisa at eye-level is a nice touch.
Many years ago, I had a blog devoted to pictures of Dublin shops. I once asked if I could include a link to it in a library newsletter but was told I couldn't, as it might be seen as "self-promotion"! Self-promoting? Moi?
Is the "New Mass" Really New?
A great video from Dave Armstrong and Kenny Burchard on the Lux Veritatis channel.
Just like the makers of this video, I'm not at all anti-Latin Mass. I would just like us all to live in peace within legitimate, Chuch-sanctioned liturgical diversity.
Thursday, August 21, 2025
Time and the Sublime
A quick thought, and perhaps an obvious one. It occurred to me today that time is usually an important ingredient of anything that is sublime.
I was listening to somebody talking today, somebody who was talking about a very ephemeral matter and saying whatever came into his head. Nothing wrong with that; we all have to do it.
But it got me thinking about words that have been hallowed by time and that contain a great amount of time, in the sense of concentrated human experience.
Take a few lines almost at random from W.B. Yeats:
Civilization is hooped together, broughtUnder a rule, under a semblance of peace,
By manifold illusion...
On a dog-eared deck of cards;
In football boots that have scored
Four thousand goals; on yards
Where generations have played and passed, like changing guards.
In a chipped Coronation mug
In a letter-filled biscuit tin;
In the teddy you used to hug
And the bed that you slept in
When life was a drama waiting to begin.
In the pounded, muddy path
That the cows come home along;
In a battle’s aftermath
Of ruin, and tale, and song;
In an empty dancehall dreaming of its scattered throng.
In an old, old story spoken
By a low fire’s dying light—
Of promises made and broken
Or old wrongs put to right;
That hushes the room, while the wind howls on a winter’s night.
Of course, sometimes the momentary and ephemeral is sublime in itself. For instance, the words that Howard Carter spoke when he first saw into Tutankhamen's tomb (through a chink in the wall), and someone asked him if he could see anything: "Yes, wonderful things". And there's a sublimity in the very sight of a news-stand on a city street (in my view).
The Strange Reluctance of the Media To Research
Pope Leo has been Pope for over three months. And still, I really know nothing about him and his career up until now.
There was a flurry of attention regarding his choices on his first appearance: what he wore, the languages he used, what he said, and so forth. This despite the fact that the initial appearance of a new Pope is highly ceremonial and stylized.
Since then, very little.
Robert Prevost has been a public figure for decades now. Surely he made innumerable speeches, wrote innumerable articles, and met innumerable people in that time. All I really know about him is that he's a fan of the Chicago White Sox.
I'm not suggesting there's any agenda behind this. It's just really strange. Think of the legions of journalists, bloggers, YouTube channels, academics, and so forth who would supposedly take an interest in this.
Last year I read a good chunk of Austin Ivereigh's biography of Pope Francis, The Great Reformer. Turns out Josemaria Bergoglio was a very interesting guy long before he became Pope. I didn't know the half of it-- I didn't know a hundredth of it. Even though he had been Pope for more than a decade and I follow the Catholic media.
And this doesn't just apply to papal life stories. I've encountered this strange phenomenon over and over-- that only a small smattering of facts about any given subject ever seem to enter the public realm, the public consciousness.