If I were to die this very day...
If I were to die this very day, I would have walked alone on a deserted beach, and stood in a crowd of untold thousands in London on New Year's Eve, with my wife-to-be.
I would have flown over the Atlantic Ocean, looking at the clouds glowing beneath me. I would have heard a tune played on an organ made of stone, in an underground cavern.
I would have played blind-man's-bluff, charades, beggar-my-neighbour, Cluedo, hide-and-seek, Pooh sticks, and a game invented by me and my brothers that involved trying to hit each other with the rubber base of a hospital crutch, first bouncing it against the floor.
I would have been a socialist, an Irish nationalist, an anti-Irish anti-nationalist, an anti-modernist, an atheist, an agnostic, an anglophile, a Judophile, a Luddite, a monarchist, a eugenicist (unfortunately), a Catholic, and a fan of Liverpool Football Club.
I would have sat in a field with other neighbourhood boys, at dusk, after playing football for hours, and listened to ghost stories. I would have lain awake in bed that night, desperately trying not to say (or rather, think) the Lord's Prayer backwards, thus summoning the Devil.
I would have been to a single baseball game, and come away entranced, with the song echoing in my head: "Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the crowd..."
I would have watched bats flitter through the twilight in Limerick, and watched lightning-bugs glow in Virginia.
I would have worn: sideburns, a Marseillies soccer jersey, silky tracksuits, fingerless gloves, massive square-framed glasses, a pink wrist-watch, denim corduroys, a blue jumper with pictures of space invaders, and slacks and shirts and jumpers that made one girl tell me, "You dress like a seminarian".
I would have sat in an empty cinema watching a movie alone. I would have been to see the same movie five times-- for two different movies. I would have watched three movies in the cinema, in a row, on one day. And all this after having nervously bought a cinema ticket on my own, for the first time, in my early twenties.
I would have eaten five cream cakes in a row, walking around Dublin city centre in my college days, because I could afford all five for a pound.
I would have heard an old Jewish man recalling his memories of Krystallnacht, the night when SA troops and ordinary Germans smashed up hundreds of Jewish shops and businesses.
I would have prayed to God in Westminster Cathedral, in the café of a cinema, in a completely dark budget hotel room, at the top of Croagh Patrick.
I would have actually slipped on a banana peel, in Moore Street.
I would have stood in a dole queue, and sat in the first-class section of an airplane.
I would have lain awake in bed reading all night until morning, not once but several times, reading To Sir with Love, David Copperfield, The Ragged-Trousered Philantropists, and a Sexton Blake book.
I would have forgotten my own birthday at the age of fourteen, but never have lost a child's excitement about Christmas-- even when I half-wanted to, in my late teens.
I would have collected Batman cards, Transformers toys, the Tranformers comic, The Eagle comic, Carry On movies, Subbuteo teams and accessories, and unusual words.
I would have been on a picket once, rather reluctantly.
I would have drawn a map of a fantasy world on the back of a roll of wallpaper, as part of a plan to out-Tolkien Tolkien, before my voice had even broken.
I would have lain in bed crying, wishing Aslan was real.
I would have visited the National Museum with my class, and have been frightened because everything there was so old and belonged to the dead.
I would have heard kids in my French class excitedly discussing the odds of a white Christmas that year-- a white Christmas that never came to pass. But I would have lived to see a real, gleaming, perfect white Christmas, many years later.
I would sat in an Accident and Emergency department for twelve hours with my future wife, on her first visit to Ireland.
I would never have milked a cow, because my farmer uncle would never let me when I asked him.
I would have pompously told my father that "I renounce Shakespeare", some time in my teens, only to receive the withering response that I wasn't the first person to do that.
I would have been shown a rock with Satan's footprint on it.
I would have watched with awe as my older brother and my cousin played games like Back to Skool and War of the Worlds on my cousin's Spectrum computer.
I would have been caught in the middle of a riot.
I would have gone on my knees (plural) and proposed to a woman, and heard her say "Yes" through tears.
I would have written a love-note to a girl, and then chickened out of putting it in her school-bag.
I would have smelled freshly-mown grass, tasted greasy chips, seen the night sky glow orange with the reflection of street lamps, shivered with cold as I walked around the school-yard on a Winter morning, and lost all taste for red wine after I drank too much of it at a dinner party and almost threw up in the taxi.
I would have been in detention once, and struggled with scruples about promising the supervising teacher that he wouldn't see me again, since I didn't see how I could conscientously promise that.
I would have known neighbours knock on our door to ask if they could use our telephone, long years before every ten-year-old kid had his own mobile.
I would have been given a snow-man snow-globe, for Kriskindle, at a work Christmas party.
I would have played a computer game for sixteen hours straight, then gone out to walk the dog in the early hours, have been so light-headed that I felt I was walking on the moon, and resolved not to play any more computer games.
I would never have been in a wax museum, seen E.T., played spin-the-bottle, read Treasure Island, been in a helicopter, or had a headache.
I would have known what it was like to have no friends, and what it was like to have wonderful friends.
I would have seen every episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, but never seen an episode of Cheers.
I would have received a Valentine's card-- for the first time, in my thirties.
I would have written poetry in a café in Wales, in Dublin airport, in Philadelphia airport, in a pub in Chester.
I would have sat down in an almost-deserted school hall, during one study period towards the end of the day, reading my history book as silence fell over the school, and suddenly realised that history had actually happened.
I would have been almost mugged, with a bottle waved in my face, until my would-be-mugger relented, when someone he knew shouted from a window to leave me alone.
I would have had one line to say in a school play, and forgotten it.
I would have got trapped behind a china cabinet, that was placed diagonally in a corner of the living room.
I would have heard children playing outside my window.
I would have seen what seemed like hundreds of crows filling the sky at dawn, out my bedroom window, when staying with my step-grandfather, in Croom.
I would have volunteered for a psychological study in Trinity College, which involved spitting into a glass dish.
I would have made shadow-puppets by candlelight, with my family, during a power-cut.
I would have lost my glasses in a water-slide.
I would have once written ten thousand words before breakfast.
I would have had debates about capitalism, poetry, euthanasia, gun control, the existence of God, Irish history, cinema, national traditions, immigration, superheroes, and dozens of other subjects.
I would have carried two bunches of roses, one white and one red, through the streets of Richmond, drawing thumbs-ups and cheers from a group of young guys, a deadpan comment that "you've got it covered" from a passing girl, and-- months later-- a mention from some acquaintances who had passed me in a car at the time.
I would have heard a ghost story about the Titanic, told in a school dressing room, that involved deep-sea divers seeing the words "Leave us in our watery grave" written on the hull, and walked home feeling a chill all around me.
I would have walked into a shop with clothes-pegs in my hair, as a child, just to top a story that my brother told me about a friend who had started eating a paper bag at the cash desk of a bookstore.
I would have missed my train on a visit to Sheffield, because I couldn't resist going back to the pub where I'd had dinner, to look one more time at the red-haired barmaid who'd served me. But she was gone.
If I were to die today, I'd be grateful.
But I'd rather live for many years to come.
Just out of curiosity, how was the Mass in BMB?ReplyDelete
It was really good. First off I had to walk a long distance to get to it through blustery weather, which gave it an air of pilgrimage. (I am living in Clondalkin currently, but I'd been staying in Ballymun that night.) Then I was really pleasantly surprised when I went into the chapel. I don't like the tabernacle off to the side, but it's not far from the altar at least. I didn't like the stations of the cross, which are too modern even for me, but apart from that I liked everything-- the plainness, the smallness, the icons behind the altar, the large painting of Blessed Margaret Ball, the Eucharistic quotations on the wall. I was amazed how full it was, I am bad at estimates but I would say certainly more than a hundred and perhaps two hundred. Actually, it made me fret a little throughout the Mass, because I am a bit shy and awkward myself, and I worried how Communion would work in such a restricted space, but it was OK in the end.ReplyDelete
What really struck me most was how reverential the Mass was. There were songs before, during and after. We prayed for the prayers in the book of intercessions and the names on the altar. There were children amongst the people carrying the gifts to the altar. I was really impressed. It was mostly old people but there was a sprinkling of younger people and young families.
Thanks again for the suggestion! I may go back but not in the near future.
Splendid. Favourite: the school play.ReplyDelete
I was in Chester last week. Pretty town, to say the least. Is the poem you wrote in the pub one you have posted here?
No, the poem I wrote in Chester was a very poor one. I was really going a bit nuts with my uber-conservatism at that point, seeing modern society as utterly worthless and decadent and trashy and plastic etc. etc. Amazingly I can remember the first line of the poem I wrote in that pub, it was "We are the fraternity of Judas". Even at the time I remember thinking, "Hang on, this is a bit much". It's a lovely town. I only saw it after dark, though.
Yes, forgetting the line in the school play was embarrassing. It was A Christmas Carol and my line was: "You are a rich man, aren't you, Scrooge?". Except in Irish, since it was an Irish language school. I just blanked. I would have been about ten or eleven.
Is fear saibhir tusa, nach bhfuill tu, a Scrooge? Or something like that? My Irish has gone to pot. Had to look up "rich".ReplyDelete
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Something like that! Maybe "Nach fear saibhir tusa, Scrooge?". My Irish hasn't gone to pot because it was always....um, AT pot. Despite fourteen years of education through Irish. Nobody's fault but mine.ReplyDelete
That sounds much betterReplyDelete