Breakfast Conversation with my Father This Morning

My father: "You never got your hair cut after all?"

Me: "I looked in but there were people waiting. I was only going to go in if there was nobody there."

My father: "There are two hairdressers side by side, you could have gone to the other."

Me: "The Pink Scissors?"

My father: "It's not just for women, it's for men, too."

Me: "There's a picture of a woman in the window!"

My father: "I got my hair cut there." Pause. "Mind you, I didn't know it was called the Pink Scissors. It must have been called something else then. If I had known it was called The Pink Scissors, I would have had second thoughts."